JAQQQLN ::: HOT DOG
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Hot Dog
Hey.
Oh! Um... You can see me. That's Good. Hi.
Uh... sorry for interrupting. It's just... Well...
I... I just noticed you clicked on 10 hot dogs at this point, and...
and... I mean... you're probably expecting something to happen, right?
Like... something cute, like a picture of a dachsund in a hot dog costume...
Or... um... a picture of that secretary from Animal Crossing in a bikini or... you know...
Anyway I... I'm sorry to tell you this, but... there isn't... anything. Not really.
This page really is nothing more than random pictures of hot dogs downloaded from Google Images. That's all. R... really.
I mean, I'm looking at the PHP code right now, it's 24 lines of code. It generates a random number for the hot dog image and a random number for the font and... that's it.
Frankly, I think the web page author could have put more effort into this... Er... I mean... you didn't hear that from me!
...and I looked in the folder this page uses & it's just pictures of hot dogs... and fonts. That's... It's just that. I'm sorry...
I just... I wanted to let you know before you spent too much time on this. That's all... Um...
Guess I'll be going now...
Wh... what??
You're saying something did happen? I don't... I don't understand.
What? Why are you looking at me like... oh...
OH!
Oh my... I'm not... I just wanted to...
......
I... I suppose you're right.
Heh.
I didn't mean to... You know.. I just... What?
Me? You want to know who I am? Well.. Uh...
I... suppose I can show myself.
Hold on...
Just a second...
...
Ok.
Click one more time.
Hi.
That's right. I'm a ghost.
I've been haunting the internet for as far as I can remember.
I ended up here a few months ago and have just been... hanging out...
I've... never talked to anyone until now. I couldn't... I was too... um...
I'm really glad I did. :)
...But I'm feeling a bit spent now. I should probably rest a bit... Uh...
......Say... Can I ask you something?
It's just... I've spent so long on the internet in the background... in the code... down in the CentOS tunnels... It's a bit lonely, but.... I didn't mind too much. It's just how I lived, y'know?
Still... I'd like to try getting out there more. Uh... I'd like to... um...
I'd like to see you again. If that's okay!
Only the thing is... there's something we'd have to do. I can appear on my own once, but after that... We need to cast a spell on your browser. It's nothing too major! But...
You've heard of cookies, right? Internet cookies, of course. Not the yummy kind.
To see me again, we would have to add a cookie to your browser. A small one. It wouldn't do anything dangerous, like look up your location or anything mean like that...
It would just put a little "stamp" on your browser. One which makes it okay for me to appear on this website when I am able.
To see me again, you would have to agree to this little spell.
You'll see a button pop up soon. Simply click it, and the spell will be cast!
And... If you'd rather not have a cookie added to your browser, or if you have that function completely turned off, don't worry... I understand. I'm sure you have good reasons for that.
I feel like I've learned so much just from talking to you now. Even if we can't see each other again, I'll find ways to get out there and explore. No need to worry about me...
Um... I mean... I... uh... I'm going to post the button now, okay?
I hope to see you again soon, and if this is goodbye... Please be safe out there, and... thank you.
Okay... here we go...
Click to unlock GHOST
...or say goodbye to the ghost & return to the front page
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